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the UN-GALA of the century

12/09/2025 07:00 PM - 07:05 PM ET

Location

Imaginary Estates
123 Not A Real Place
Nowhere, FL 11111
United States of America

Summary

Save the date for the most exclusive non-event of the year: The Un-Gala, not taking place on December 9th, 2025, in the vibrant metropolis of Nowhere. Sadly, our incredible lineup of guest speakers has had to... not show up. Black tie strictly discouraged (as is leaving your house).

Description

The Un-Gala of the Century: An Event That Isn't Happening

Mark your calendars for the most exclusive non-event of the year! Prepare for an evening of unparalleled comfort and absolutely zero social obligations at The Un-Gala of the Century.

Date of Non-Occurrence: Tuesday, December 9th, 2025

Prestigious Location: The vibrant, yet entirely fictional, metropolis of Nowhere. Getting there is a breeze – just stay exactly where you are.

Distinguished (Non-)Guests: We were thrilled to announce an incredible lineup of guest speakers who were slated to share their insights and wit. Sadly, due to unforeseen... ahem... non-circumstances, they have all had to gracefully not show up. Expect a thought-provoking silence where their inspiring words would have been.

Dress Code: Black tie is strictly discouraged. In fact, any attire beyond your most comfortable loungewear is likely overdoing it. Slippers are highly encouraged. Bonus points for that questionable stain on your favorite hoodie.

What to Expect:

  • Zero traffic: Arrive in record time (because you're already there).
  • No awkward small talk: Enjoy the blissful solitude of your own thoughts.
  • A delectable menu of your choosing: From gourmet microwave popcorn to that leftover pizza in the fridge, the culinary possibilities are endless (and entirely up to you).
  • Uninterrupted entertainment: Binge-watch that show everyone's talking about, finally finish that book, or simply enjoy the sweet sound of silence.
  • Guaranteed goodie bag: Filled with the priceless treasures already within your home (remote control batteries, anyone?).
  • No fundraising pressure: Keep your wallet firmly in your pocket. Your contribution to this non-event is your enthusiastic non-attendance BUT SIMPLY BUYING YOUR TICKET IS YOUR GIFT. 

Join us in spirit (and from the comfort of your own abode) for The Un-Gala of the Century – the social event you're already perfectly dressed and located for. We eagerly anticipate your enthusiastic lack of presence.

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