Event Registration

the UN-GALA of the century

12/09/2025 07:00 PM - 07:05 PM ET

Admission

$100.00 - No-Show Supporter
$250.00 - Absentee Angel
$500.00 - Phantom Philanthropist
$1,000.00 - Legendary Lounger

Location

Imaginary Estates
123 Not A Real Place
Nowhere, FL 11111
United States of America

Summary

Save the date for the most exclusive non-event of the year: The Un-Gala, not taking place on December 9th, 2025, in the vibrant metropolis of Nowhere. Sadly, our incredible lineup of guest speakers has had to... not show up. Black tie strictly discouraged (as is leaving your house).

Event Registration is closed.